Sophie: When I grow up I am never going to digest a worm.
Me: Um...good?
Sophie: Unless maybe they were covered in cinnamon and sugar. Then I guess I could digest them.
Me: I still think they'd be pretty gross.
Sophie: Maybe. But cinnamon and sugar are pretty good.
Me: Yes they are.
Sophie: When you digested worms did you put cinnamon and sugar on them?
Me: I've never eaten a worm.
Sophie: I heard you telling Connor that you had eaten a worm and a rat and that you thought the worm was way worse than the rat. Maybe I should digest a rat instead!
Me: Dissect! I said I had dissected a worm and a rat and that the worm was worse. We didn't eat them!
Sophie: What is dissect?
Me: It's when you cut something open and look inside.
Sophie: Oh gross! I'm never doing that!
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