Sophie Janes Do.

Lately living with Sophia has been a lot like living with Bob Dole. Truthfully, I haven't lived with the Doles for a while...or...you know...ever, but I have a pretty clear picture in my mind of what it would be like. Elizabeth would be really smart, bake delicious food, and give really good advice, and Bob Dole would talk about himself in the third person... a lot. Admit it. You had this same picture in your mind too.

Sophia has not only taken to talking about herself in the third person recently, she has almost created a new brand of person: the Sophie Janes.

I have not yet discovered exactly what the Sophie Janes plan to do with us after they complete their world domination, but I do know a lot about them thanks to my very own Sophie Jane.

As I am informed several times a day "Don't worry Mom, Sophie Janes.....

• have great balance. 
• are awesome at ballet. 
• almost never fall out of bed. 
• tell their moms or dads when they need to go potty. 
• can watch Daniel Tiger. 
• are great at buckling seat belts. 
• are great at holding bottles. 
• know how to swim. 
• like stories. 
• love to eat peppers. 
• cough into their elbows. 
• say I'm sorry when they accidentally run into someone in the store. 
• get to eat pumpkin bars. 

Strangely enough, I didn't realize I was worried about any of things. That may mean that one more super power of the Sophie Janes is to know what you are worried about even when you don't.

 And just in case the Sophie Janes do try to take over...I have it on good authority that Sophie Janes are scared of spiders...so we already know how to keep them in check.