The Connor Super Secret Spy Show

Connor performed a show for me tonight. It was very... involved.

Part 1: Talking on Stage. He introduced himself, thanked his best friend for being there (not me), and then went around and asked me and all the other people in the room (zero) if they had any questions. These questions were supposed to be about his life as a secret spy.

Part 2: Feeding Lion Lion and the Audience. Connor has a stuffed animal lion who is named Lion Lion. He feed the lion a number of things, including lemon coffee and lemon flavored potato chips. As a member of the audience I was also allowed to partake of these goodies.

Part 3: Talking on Stage...again. Connor preferred that these questions also be spy related, but it wasn't a requirement this time.  

Part 4: A ride in his spy car to visit the university where he received his spy degree. It was in an old building and the door was a little bit rusty, but we finally got in.

Part 5: Meeting his boss. Since his boss works on the eleventh trillion floor we had to take the elevator. He said that his boss was really nice because he would let Connor go to the store whenever he wanted to and also let him bring Lion Lion to work.

Part 6: Visiting his secret lab wherein we had the opportunity to pet a number of bugs, birds, rabbits, and fish. We didn't have to touch anything slimy, or anything we were afraid of. We were assured that his cages didn't contain sharks or sting rays, but he did have a scorpion and a tarantula. I especially enjoyed petting the Chilean Sea Bass which was his favorite fish in his whole collection.

Part 7: Going on a trip to the desert. We had to travel over water to get there, but he drove really fast so we wouldn't sink. He also brought a lot of lemonade along in his giant spy car trunk so we wouldn't get thirsty.

Then we had a snack and called it a day. This is the awesome part of being Connor's mom.